December 2008
70 posts
He who angers you conquers you.
– Elizabeth Kenny (via kari-shma) (via whatson)
I didn’t know what the guy said, but I saw his sole.
– George Bush, speaking with the press pool aboard Air Force One, following the now-legendary shoe-throwing incident. (via thedailywhat)
srappy:
kaytee:
Lovers Under Covers by Kaytee
1. Petra Haden - God Only Knows (Beach Boys) 2. Beck - True Love Will Find You in the End (Daniel Johnston) 3. Ryan Adams - Wonderwall (Oasis) 4. The Bird and The Bee - How Deep Is Your Love (Bee Gees) 5. Phoenix - Playground Love (Air) 6. The Watson Twins - Just Like Heaven (The Cure) 7. Iron and Wine/Calexico - Always On My Mind (Willie Nelson)...
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong.
– Ghandi (via overflowing) (via whatson)
I hate it when people say ‘this is a picture of me when I was younger’. Every...
– Mitch Hedberg (via busstopromance) (via hellovagina)
If you think back, and replay your year, if it doesn’t bring you tears of either...
– Peter MacNicol, Ally McBeal (via thoughtsdetained) (via whatson)
Overheard On The Red Line
thedailywhat:
Man 1: I’m generous with my shit. But when I want something…
Man 2: Thank you! Thank you! (Points to woman next to him) She can have what she wants. But if I want a damn Juicy Fruit, I can’t get it!
Dammit woman! Let the man have his Juicy Fruit!
When you look back on your life, it looks as though it were a plot, but when you...
– Arthur Schopenhauer (via hellovagina)
I believe that religion is far more of a choice than sexuality is.
– –Jon Stewart to Mike Huckabee (via peterwknox) (via frangry)
Happiness is too often confused with contentment, and content people don’t...
– Comme des Fuckdown (via nudawn) (via antikris)
Study: Your Dog Gets Jealous When You Flirt With...
thedailywhat:
A number of studies being released show that, contrary to what was previously believed, dogs are capable of feeling complex emotions such as jealousy, pride and envy.
One such study, by Dr Friederike Range of the University of Vienna, found that dogs become jealous when their owners show affection toward other dogs. Another study found that dogs exhibit the same jealous behavior...
seaponies:
anotherrandomspaceontheinterweb:
You know you live in 2008 when…
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pictures
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don’t have AIM, MSN, MySpace, FaceBook, etc…
4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing...
http://youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com/ →
babypanda:
theduty:
thephenthouse:
(via onemoretimewithfeeling)
Genius! Every time I hear that song from Knocked Up, I have a pavlovian response to hit the power button on the remote and fall back asleep.
fucking 1000th time ive posted this… such gold.